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May 29, 2008

Mariah Carey "Throws" Out the First Pitch

Posted by Peter F. · Published: May 29, 2008

What's more pathetic than Barack Obama bowling a 37? Answer: Pariah...er, Mariah Carey throwing out the first pitch at a Japanese baseball game. Wow. That's just um....horrific.... [Full Story]

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April 4, 2008

Ah, Drugs, Arrests and General Misdeeds. It Must Be Springtime In The NFL!

Posted by Peter F. · Published: April 4, 2008

Like a rite of spring, we're getting our annual off-season crop of NFL assclowns coming into bloom and doing their best to fritter away their careers. Let's roll the tape! Former Cincinnati Bengal WR Chris Henry spent an extra night in jail on Thursday because "no one was available to... [Full Story]

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April 1, 2008

A-Rod Makes More Than Entire Marlins Roster

Posted by Peter F. · Published: April 1, 2008

Yankee slugger Alex Rodriguez's 2008 salary: $28 million The 2008 Florida Marlins roster salaries total: $21.8 million. And how does A-Rod respond: "The Marlins? It's amazing," Rodriguez said. "And they still seem to find a way to be very competitive. They have a great pool of talent; they made some... [Full Story]

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Obama Bowls....a 37!?

Posted by Peter F. · Published: April 1, 2008 · Comments (4)

37? I repeat, 37? As a man, I actually feel for Barack Obama. Bowling a 37 is just, well, it's embarrassing. All the more so when you consider that most presidents, at least those in the 20th and 21st centuries, have played some type of sport as a form of... [Full Story]

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March 7, 2008

"We're #156! We're #156!"

Posted by Peter F. · Published: March 7, 2008 · Comments (2)

At least that's where a spam e-mail I received today had Wizbang!® Sports ranked among sports blogs. #156. Hmm. Kinda makes me feel like WizSports is the blog version of the Prairie View Panthers football team. All I have to say that is I blame my co-editors Dan, Danny and,... [Full Story]

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February 4, 2008

Welcome To My Sports Hell

Posted by Peter F. · Published: February 4, 2008 · Comments (4)

The perpetual grey clouds of Seattle I can take. The rain? No problem. Mornings when the sun doesn't rise until nearly 8am and then sets at 4:15pm, I can take. Windy days I can take. Snowy and icy roads I can take. Yup, this hearty Seattle-ite can take everything winter... [Full Story]

Rating: 5/ (1 votes cast)

January 29, 2008

Wanna Hook Up With Brady Anderson? Apparently it's Not too Hard.

Posted by Dan Zinski · Published: January 29, 2008

Brady texted her a pic of his abs. He would've sent her a pic of his junk but he didn't have his electron microscope hooked up to his phone (you know, the steroids and all). ... [Full Story]

Rating: 0/ (0 votes cast)

January 16, 2008

Dumberer and Dumberer(er)

Posted by Peter F. · Published: January 16, 2008

Today I did something I really shouldn't do. I "borrowed" the USA Today's sports section from the company cafeteria thus depriving some poor co-worker of his/her sports during lunch. And I haven't returned it yet. But what I read was so preposterously stupid, so boneheaded that it nearly made me... [Full Story]

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December 21, 2007

The dangers of watching Montreal Canadiens hockey

Posted by Bill Jempty · Published: December 21, 2007 · Comments (1)

The Florida Panthers played at the Bell Centre the other night. For a while I thought I was getting pummeled with subliminal advertising, but I was mistaken. Every time the cameras show play near center ice, there is this great big advertisment on the boards. What is it for? Viagra.... [Full Story]

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December 19, 2007

Best Sports Headline of the Year Award Goes To...

Posted by Peter F. · Published: December 19, 2007

ESPN for this doozy that appears today: ... [Full Story]

Rating: 5/ (4 votes cast)

November 30, 2007

Binocular Football

Posted by Dan Zinski · Published: November 30, 2007

- Watch More Videos Japanese people play soccer while wearing binoculars. Why? Cause they're Japanese. (thanks to Scott from AMCGLTD.com) ... [Full Story]

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November 20, 2007

Replay Flap: What Else Needs Fixin'?

Posted by Dan Zinski · Published: November 20, 2007 · Comments (2)

This weekend's Browns/Ravens game opened up a whole can of worms about replay. In case you missed it, the two teams were tied at the end of regulation when Browns kicker Phil Dawson booted a field goat that bounced off an upright, then hit something else and landed in front... [Full Story]

Rating: 2/ (60 votes cast)

March 28, 2007

International Equestrian Skill-at-Arms Championships

Posted by · Published: March 28, 2007 · Comments (1)

Tent pegging, the cavalry sport of equestrian skill-at-arms, has a mounted cavalier riding at a full gallop across a timed course, on the flat and over jumps, using sword and lance to smite a succession of ground and elevated targets. Yes, really. Military cavaliers have practiced tent pegging for... [Full Story]

Rating: 5/ (1 votes cast)

May 25, 2006

Online Poker Ban (Sort of.)

Posted by Peter F. · Published: May 25, 2006 · Comments (2)

(Let's get this out of the way first: Yes, poker is not a sport; it's a game. You sit on your butt and play cards. But I'm filing it under Sports and Humor, anyway. So nerts to any of you wise-asses in advance.) The great misguided state of Washington recently... [Full Story]

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April 7, 2006

Survey

Posted by · Published: April 7, 2006

Hi, I am a student and I am conducting a survey. If you have 5 minutes, please fill out the survey. It is about a crazy sports idea. Thanks in advance. http://www.surveymonkey.com/s.asp?u=227581970877... [Full Story]

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March 30, 2006

Grab a Needle, I Want to Tell You a Story

Posted by Damion Skeans · Published: March 30, 2006 · Comments (3)

Greenies, red bombs, growth hormones, steroids, coffee; when will it end. Major League Baseball, as a whole, is constantly set to the mode of the night watchman. There is little doubt that science is making progress in developing designer drugs that fit the constraint of what is acceptable use by... [Full Story]

Rating: 3/ (4 votes cast)

March 28, 2006

Will Sports Ever Grow Up?

Posted by Damion Skeans · Published: March 28, 2006

Let me take you down, 'cause I'm going to strawberry fields. Nothing is real and nothing to get hungabout. Strawberry fields forever. Those immortal words, written by Beatles' song writers Lennon/McCartney some years ago, capture the current state of the sports world. It seems that no other facet of American... [Full Story]

Rating: 5/ (2 votes cast)

May 25, 2004

My Sports Prayer

Posted by Sports Blog Archive · Published: May 25, 2004 · Comments (4)

If there is a just and loving God, then I pray to him, now.... [Full Story]

Rating: 5/ (1 votes cast)

April 1, 2004

Not Just April Fools

Posted by Sports Blog Archive · Published: April 1, 2004 · Comments (1)

Why should April fools have all the fun. Surely a fool in September deserves a special day just like a fool in April. And what about February fools? They’re already a fool in the shortest month of the year, isn’t that enough to warrant a holiday in their honor? Apparently... [Full Story]

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December 4, 2003

Okay, here's a true fan

Posted by Sports Blog Archive · Published: December 4, 2003

Jeff Renne was up on forgery charges. The problem was that there is no television at the reception center where inmates go before they are moved to one of the state's prisons. But inmates at the Franklin County jail, where Renne was being held pending, get to watch TV. He... [Full Story]

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August 25, 2003

Become A Wizbang Sports Contributor

Posted by Sports Blog Archive · Published: August 25, 2003

Is your team under reported at Wizbang Sports? You can change that!! Sign-up to be a contributor! It's a fully automated process, and if you've already signed up as an author at other Wizbang sites you'll get immediate access. If this is your first author registration at Wizbang there will... [Full Story]

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